its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
Just fell asleep during a bikini wax. Thank god for day drinking.
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
The liquor store was handing out free shots of some new expensive vodka, but they caught on the fourth time we came back in different outfits. Politics.
he asked me to "shake his dick" when he introduced himself, playing naked football with you in our living room. $100 says you two get married one day.
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
Strangers are buying me shots and I got hit on by lesbians. How is it only tuesday
I think we might need a safe word for this...
don't take offense to this but at the strip club tonight I legit believed one girl was you. almost hopped on stage and freaked out at you. you're a beauty.
You ripped the leaves off the top of a pineapple then rubbed the rough skin part all over your face saying "this is how you mate with other species"
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