she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
The stripper on stage Is eating a mozzarella stick while on the pole....that's a new level of I don't give a fuck
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
So then you challenged the bartender to an arm wrestling contest for a free bottle of vodka
Sweet. Did I win?
Youre hungover arent you?
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
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