You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
I walked in on you rubbing your nose all over his face while straddling him and yelling "I'M SO SORRY!" repeatedly. I'd say you were in pretty good shape at that point in the night.
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
I always hoped that one day I'd have a sex position named in my honor.
dude this night sums up my single life. naked, crying, and covered in honey. i need to get laid.
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
Like woke up with a dick piercing kind of drunk.
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
Do you know how difficult it is to masturbate with Christmas carols stuck in your head?!
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