exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
He can only pee with the faucet running. It's like I'm dating a fucking toddler.
Oh god. I just had a sex dream about the talking dog from the Bush's Baked Beans commercials.
Let's stay in this weekend and play drinking games to the Winter Olympics.
As long as we can drink anytime we see a stray dog, mafia looking Russian or double toilet.
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
Well, I woke up on a roll-away, with a knot in the back of my head and penis confetti stuck to me. Also, I apparently literally gave the shirt off my back right before I passed out, so I was topless. Vegas won this trip.
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
You told me you didn't want to go to the hospital because you were drunk, but because you didn't want to leave the "fun".
Randomize
