so that wasnt chicken after all
took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
Almost accidentally stole a baby... explain later
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
Drunk sperm are not productive sperm.
The man at the checkout said "Somebody's not fucking around".
It's gonna be a good night
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