Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
we have pet lesbian snakes
there is nothing more satisfying than playing sudoku while pooping
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
May or may not have just drunkenly opened my christmas presents. Greatly disappointed. Might break up sooner.
turns out making maccaroni and cheese with whipped cream instead of butter is only good when your high
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
She just told me her legs are numb and that she dedicated her karaoke of ice ice baby to her 4 month old son.
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
My dog just ran downstairs with my vibrator in her mouth... during my dad's birthday dinner.
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
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