I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
I just realised I've never been sober in my apartment
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
I'm eating year old chocolate from the trash can. It was in a ziploc bag but still, this is a new low. Help me.
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
....I just did my boss
I love you. And I will hold your hand as we skip on the road to hell.
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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