you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
Just found out my mom tried to sue the birth control company when she got pregnant with me...love you too mom.
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
I told her my cab was outside the club and that I had to go, but I think we both knew this wasn't going anywhere past the sloppy bathroom handjob.
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
Just made a diving catch to save a handle of Fireball falling out of the car. ESPN worthy.
In other news, the one guy I DIDN'T have sex with in High School is now famous.
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
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