they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
So I wake up this morning with a bottle of dish detergent and a dildo. Good call on bringing those girls from community college.
I'm going to try to be reasonable tonight and keep my drink count out of double digits
Then I hope you find a set of extremely intelligent, flexible triplets in the ethnicity of your choice.
That is the nicest thing anyone has ever wished for me
Dude I walked 1.4 miles through the hotel wearing a cowboy hat, pink topped boots, gucci shades, and a scarf and met my parents in the hallway at 7 am how is this not a good start to Vegas?
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
i have paint on my face i'm missing my earrings, there's a bag of rice in my room, and i have a purse full of monopoly pieces
If I don't get alcohol poisoning from tonight I don't think i ever will.
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