Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
Decided to write a book called "girls don't poop and other myths I wish I still believed in"
lets start a swedish sibling band together
And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
My life is over, I got a mugshot while wearing a shirt that said 'milf hunter'.
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