would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
A guy at the bar bought me a jag bomb because I'm the chick that frosts his donuts at KT. Never have I been more proud of being a failure at life.
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.
He literally said to me "go ahead and answer that text message while I eat you out"... Maybe I AM the relationship type...
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
Attention, i sprayed windex on me to disguise the scent of sex and regret off my clothes from last night
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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