so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
I'm sorry. But when a stripper driving a Bentley tells me I have potential..... I gotta at least listen to her proposal. God did not mean for me to waste these tits on law school.
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
It all went downhill when I figured out I could launch myself into people with my crutches
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
cinco de mayo stole my toenail
cinco de mayo stole my virginity.
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