are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
Note to Self: No matter how horny, turned on or in the moment you are, never go down on your gf after she had soccer practice.
I just mistook a monk for someone with the newest colored snuggie.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
I woke up with cheeseburger in my mouth and a deep sense of accomplishment.
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
I'm going to have to start sleeping with my keys taped to my stomach.
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
You said you didn't want to drink anymore so you started shooting vodka down the back of your throat using a syringe. Oh, and then you aimed it at my eye ball...vodka in the eye hurts btw.
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
I apologized for the whole SWAT team incident to the roommate.
My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
I'm gonna watch porn and nap. I think I really have this Valentine's Day thing down
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