i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
Look on the bright side. Now you know the number for poison control.
Considering showing up at your house with coronas. I'll be wearing a sombrero and that's it.
Party city is having a sale on maracas
I just saw that blonde chick you wanna bang rolling down the hall wearing a Thor mask..
Wow. We're meant to be..
Dude, you were so wasted she couldn't wait. She was grinding your face while you were passed out in the yard.
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
I left the brick of cheese in your car! Keep it at Moderate Temp! It's my precious!
A warmed up burrito and jelly beans. The breakfast of champions.
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
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