i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
in a thick russian accent she said "im not so good with english, much better with dick"
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
He won't let me go to the bars unless I can manage to get flip flops on.
Sounds like he's doing this for your own good...
With 4 extra seconds dedicated to the dong.
These kind of text worry me.
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
I am going home. I have pee on my pants. Rachel is driving and I and drunk. It is not Rachels pee. It is my pee.
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
Just got done being naked and Mooning the cops. I'm still alive. Let's drink.
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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