You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
So i guess i slapped the girl sitting next to me leg and said "You know what they say, got fat legs...you gotta fat BOX"
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
Dude you have to come get or im gonna nail this 64 y/o woman as repayment for buying me shots of jager
I'm trying not to drink. I may fall down if I move. This is bad. I had everclear before the bar. Oh no. Oh no. Breathe. Breathe. Breathe.
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
I'm moving out of my place and I just gave my mom a couch that I had sex on last night. Reduce, reuse, recycle at its best.
you woke me up at 1am last night high on cough syrup to tell me jay z was an idiot for cheating on beyonce
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
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