i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
I let some guy put hot sauce in my asshole for his birthday
Im starting to realize why people dont masturbate while driving
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
his eyes are fucked up, he bumped into the cabinet while standing in my office, and he's pounding chicken soup, and he must have chewed on 8 pieces of gum before he got here.
You may or may not have poured bacon fat down her shirt
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
I just sent him 3 long ass texts about how to tell a girl how he feels. I should get a fucking friend zone medal.
I will make you one.
Good. It needs "forever alone" engraved on it
You know you can't live off of vodka and pizza rolls forever
I'VE ALREADY MADE MY CHOICE
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
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