Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
Nothing ruins a good sext like too many emoticons
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
You lured him into the bathroom with a trail of jello shots, then proceeded to barricade the door with duct tape. You really should have thought that one through..
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
You stuck your false lashes to your upper lip and then asked that ONE kid with facial hair if your "mustaches could touch" as an excuse to make out.
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