What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
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I just rolled a joint with a page from On The Road by Kerouac. I have never felt like more of a hipster.
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
you started crying about dinosaurs being extinct
that's why i woke up holding that dina girls hand
she's a dina-saur
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
It's not quite a landing strip... It's more like a soul patch for my vagina.
I actually took a sword out of your hands. You were samurai slashing lemons to make chasers.
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
The moment buddy the elf found out he was human is exactly like the moment I realized I was gay
I named my Roomba after my pot dealer. I have a problem, don't i?
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
Just had someone from Hells Angels snort coke off my tits...so I'm pretty much done with life now. 💀
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
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