I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
i don't have fun when you have fun. i have embarrassment, fear, and significantly less cash in my wallet.
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
Ever have those mornings where you just can't wait to puke in the shower?
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
On Wednesday I'm putting wine in a water bottle and crashing Margaret thatchers funeral
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
His cat must have been laying on his dick, because now my face is covered in hives
My day in three words: secret purse cake
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
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