: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Those strippers last night smelled great. It was the perfect mixture of vanilla and daddy issues.
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
I ran a string through all of my old vicodin bottles and strung them on the tree. Tis the season.
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
I vaguely remember Matt shouting something about "GET ON MY LEVEL!" at the bartender before he attempted to order a case of tequila from him.
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
damnit. I just found my cousin on tinder.
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
I woke up in my tom cruise outfit with my house key tied to my thong....
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
jump out the window naked night went bad
She woke up, mumbled "the trees" When i asked her what about them, she yelled "WE NEED THEM FOR OXYGEN," Then went back to sleep.
We need to get on her level.
Randomize
