Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
I just want you to know that I hid the weed. Once you find another job, I'll tell you where it is. Happy Hunting, bro.
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
I just put on eyeliner and a diff shirt in case the pizza guy is cute. This is what my dating life has come to
Whoever invented the gimlet should be given a medal and then shot
I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
I was like kind of drunk but mostly just very enthusiastic about beyonce
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
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