Facebook lets you pick usernames now. You'd better log on and get yours before homewreckingwhore is taken...
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
They had a "who can aim further away from the toilet" contest. I'm now washing piss off my ceiling.
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
in the middle of giving him head in the backseat of my car he taps me on the shoulder, opens the door, throws up three times and then proceeds to tell me how amazing i am.
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
That's the last time I send a mass text invitation to smoke a blunt
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
We fucked while The Odyssey played in the background. Homer would be proud.
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
