What a fucking waste of an outfit
I woke up wearing no shirt sleeping next to a half-eaten grilled cheese.
Well did you call the grilled cheese yet? Or r u waiting the usual 3 days?
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
I've spent too much of my life staring at my bberry and counting to 5 to see if it blinks
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
I hope he didn't notice that my shirt was inside out when I told him I didn't have sex with the guy. Kind of a dead giveaway.
And when he pulled me off the bathroom floor, he just looked at the cat litter stuck to my chin and said "oh sweetie" and shook his head. I think my dad's officially given up hope.
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
There's "red head", "preppy white girl" and "the two Asians I dated and now everyone thinks I like Asians"
Your dating history is like the united colors of Benetton
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
He was imitating a sprinkler when he started puking. Hence- vomit sprinkler. Some people just can't handle their tequila
Did you guys just have three hour sex? You both stopped and restarted texting me at the same time
If I were to say yes, would we still be friends?
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