Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
She looked like a pterodactyl.....but dude i love dinosaurs
I keep getting texted pictures of my husband with other men. I can't figure out if he wants a divorce or a threesome?
A guy in a sombrero stopped to take a picture with me sitting on the curb.
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
Hey, I can't find my bed frame. Do you know who took it?
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
So you think Jesus would be proud of me for walking of shame into my apartment 10 minutes before I told my parents I'd be over for Easter?
I woke up in my neighbors backyard with glitter on my teeth and sparklers super glued on my bra. which part was your fault?
The cop told you he couldn't let you pee. You just pulled your pants down and squared anyway and im surprised you didnt get arrested.No more drinking for you.
2020 sucks, I want a refund
Dry spell is over and now I’m drowning in a river of dick. The dam broke and now half the dicks in DC are trying get in my skirt
It’s a glorious dick miracle!
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