just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
When we started taking double shots of vodka and chasing it with a lick of fruit roll-ups, I knew there'd be hell to pay in the morning.
There's a middle eastern man wearing a cow costume with tequila coming out of his udders, but I'm not sober enough to feel uncomfortable with it.
I ate goldfish off your shoulder, I think we had bigger issues
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
Last time Jon threw a party I woke up on my porch, no shirt but 4 bras on, and "make better life choices" written on my stomach in sharpie
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
jump out the window naked night went bad
I haven’t been this excited since I found out they sold cases of Jack Daniels.
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