And God said, "Let there be Twilight," and it was so.
I should injure you considerably.
In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
It tastes like I coughed up blood....hello liver damage, I've been expecting you.
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
Rode my bike to work still drunk. Almost threw up on a camper while getting him out of his parents car.
I need to find more Xanax, my Grandpa doesent leave for another week and he's made it a mission to get me to come out of the closet as a xmas gift to my parents.
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
If I had pants on, you wouldn't be getting this text message
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
I tried to feed the cat bread. I told her it was the body of Christ. That seemed to work.
You don't have a cat...
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