I thnk I just saw a monkey walking a drunk guy.
Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
Got my parents to pick me up from the party, take me to the bar and buy all my drinks, then drop me off at my booty calls house.
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
Come get your pancakes and take a nap in my boobs.
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
Randomize
