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(281): View more from Texas

# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279

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(937): View more from Ohio

Sometimes he's such a bitch I forget that he's not actually a girl. Last night I asked him if I could borrow a tampon.

(937): View more from Ohio

He had some in his pocket. That was weird.

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(808): View more from Hawaii

Note to self: Not getting laid all weekend makes girls in mondays classes racks seem enormously bigger.

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(519): View more from Ontario

So I woke up today with someone's door knob in my pocket. I hope everbody else got out of the house ok.

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(914): View more from New York

every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now

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(330): View more from Ohio

Youre at medical school. Im eating raw cookie dough, pickles, and orange juice. Naked. On a monday afternoon. I clearly make better life choices than you.

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(406): View more from Montana

she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.

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(518): View more from New York

Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.

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(717): View more from Pennsylvania

thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet

(814): View more from Pennsylvania

who are you?

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