Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
Life is so much better after having sex.
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
Her facebook status said "just got a sign from god". I texted her and apparently she found a slice of pizza in the shower.
You almost married that.
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
I just duct taped myself into my costume. I apologize in advance if you find me in a compromised position involving duct tape and underwear when you get home tonight
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
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