i'm all for saving the environment, but when we get into the shower to fuck, he shouldn't flip his shower hourglass timer
Do you think unemployment will give me a christmas bonus?
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
I'm so high that I'm intently watching my neighbor move his car back and forth in order to put his motorcycle in the garage, and getting irritated that it seems so complicated.
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
it's like that time i was drunk at relay for life. but with balloon animals...
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
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