am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
You know your in college when you use the receipt from the liquor store as a bookmark
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
Saw someone get laid in the bathroom no one was wearing shoes and I had a parrot on my shoulder...I never want to leave this bar
just made one giant jello shot... if i have to study on a saturday night, i'm gonna do it as drunk as possible
come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
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