bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
was I really that bad?
you army crawled across the kitchen floor, turned the cat into "super kitty" and crawled into the dog cage
I maxed out my credit card last night on powdered donuts and beef jerky
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
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