Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
ive come to realize my hair is a lot like my vagina. i put a bunch of shit in it with no result
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
You put your red cup in a chain link fence and kept telling me you could use it as a telescope
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
I'm at the laundry mat. This guy is here showing me his ankle monitor. The weird ones always find me.
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
WHY AM I BEING COCKBLOCKED BY A KID PLAYING HAVA NAGILA ON THE SAXAPHONE
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
We told her to calm down. She said "I'm Buddha!". Then army crawled to the cooler for more vodka.
Why are you there anyways?
Pickin up ball pit balls from craigslist
I am a good friend because I got you a bagel. I am a bad friend because I ate half of it.
Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
You were having sex very loudly, so I felt it necessary to blast the Thong Song, bust out the trusty old airhorn and walk in on you. MY BAD.
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
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