After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
I just audibly asked myself if i wanted to masturbate.
And then audibly agreed
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
What are the chances I get my period 2 weeks early just as welcome week starts. My uterus is conspiring with my dead catholic grandma
I'm standing on the corner in a banana costume and cape with frozen bananas in my utility belt reassessing my life decisions.
How do you clean human pee out of a carpet
Inconspicuously
If he has a beard, chances are, that’s an open invitation to sit on his face
The bouncers found you passed out on the toilet. They tried to move you but you refused and repeatedly shouted that you wanted to go out like Elvis.
YOU WAXED MY CAT YOU SICK FUCK
My boss's toddler just went through my bag and found your vibrator...you owe me a drink.
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
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