if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
it felt like the flash was giving me a handjob
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
well i had to explain to their mom why the kids i babysit for won't stop repeating the phrase "nice juicy guido"
Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
The fact that he is from Canada is way more embarrassing than the fact that you met him on match.com
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
My worst fear almost came to light...I was choking and the cats stared at me like they had no problem eating my face if I died
He referred to our sex as "an Olympic event." My tits are bruised.
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
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