the ***** family is living proof that there are no more lifeguards in the humen gene pool
You were so drunk last night you typed www.face.come/cheese.com as if you were logging into facebook.
Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself.
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
This theraflu would make for a great margarita.
I can make a sudafedarita
Just saw you in traffic. You may have noticed me, I was the corpse driving the white car.
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
Just watched a girl fall down the stair and be to drunk to get up. The only stair in the bar. It's like watching a turtle on it's back.
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
Randomize
