You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
She told me a very interesting story, complete with pantomimes, about how she got a habanero seed in her vag
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
You had the genius idea to tape beer to the celing fan. There goes his security deposit. He is gonna be fuckin pissed.
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
Is it acceptable I'm laying in bed drinking airplane bottles?
In our world? Yes, but I'm disappointed yoiu are wasting airplane bottles. Save them for sneaky occasions
You were a path of destruction, you started with eating half the cake, proceeded by throwing the rest in the sink and dumping water all over it while laughing... then throwing the drunk helmet across the room yelling that you didnt want to wear it... i'd say it was a successful birthday.
my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
I punched some guy in the face for being an asshole then later I went to say sorry and give him a hug and he started making out with me. How was your new years?
I could run a drunk marathon in heels
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
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