You know, Peter Parker would not have been nearly as cool if he had gotten bitten by an ant.
He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
i called my mom using *69 and said this was the principal and Matt has a snow a day today. she believed me.
just had cupcakes and mountain dew for dinner-now i'm playing super mario brothers. 10 year olds all over the world would kill to be me.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
On a side note the mornings you do so much Xanax that you wake up totally at one with the universe and feel invincible are great
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
I fell asleep in the tanning bed, naked, for an hour and a half and I guess they couldn't wake me up so they called the fire department...and they came in while I was passed out naked...
that's the first time I've heard "shenanigans" and "apocalypse" in the same sentence
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
Apparently my thong was thrown in the cornfield last night. No one will tell me why.
Do you lock your house? Serious question, I need to know if I can add it to my list of emergency poop stops
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