You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
I just saw her shopping list. The only things on it are blackberries, hot fudge and condoms. I almost don't wanna know. Almost.
Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
Made a pan flute out of the varyingly empty beer bottles on the table. Played a glorious tune that paid tribute to the winds.
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
Wake up. Smoke. Masturbate while eggos cook. Go back to bed. Smoke. Body spray shower. Beer with breakfast. Class. Morning of a champion.
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
Randomize
