Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
Check if I'm alive tomorrow. If not, tell my parents I died happy and that there's a gay cheerleader in the spare bedroom
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
He texted me saying that his mom found my nuva ring in their jacuzzi filter. I don't think I'm welcome back anytime soon.
Sent him a picture of my pregnant boobs from last year, think he'll notice the difference?
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
So it was all good until she started grabbing my beard and telling me to "roar little lion"
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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