Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
No more vodka shots for you. Last night you begged a man on your knees to sell you his beard. He had no beard.
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
BECKY! ITS ANDY FROM LAST NIGHT WITH THE PILL
Andy, Sorry you have the wrong number. But good luck with Becky!
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
you take my contact solution?
drank it last night then filled it with brandy for the plane ride.
My cat is staring at me while I drink my wine on the bathroom floor in the morning instead of attending class. Sorry mom and dad. Sorry cat.
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
I'm drunk but I just ate 2 heads of broccoli so does that mean it evens out?
Yes absolutlely
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
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