is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
It's my fault there's ramen coiled around his penis.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
What bar did i puke in last night
by bar you must mean bars and by in you must mean on
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
MY GOD DAMN TV STOPS WORKING EVERY TIME I AM THIS FUCKING HIGH. WHY MUST IT TORMENT ME?!
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
My uterus just tried to get me to buy a tub of cookie dough
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
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