I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
What's everyones problem with my costume?!
It looks like a unicorn came on your face.
dude why did you let me call her?!
i told you it was a bad idea and to quote you exactly, you said "no, it's a good idea..that's what people do when they love each other." you met her 15 minutes prior to that conversation...
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
An eyelash just fell out into my container of rice. Searching for it, i took a single piece of rice out at a time coming to the coclusion that i should not be this high while eating rice.
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
i found the one person in the world who takes longer to cum than i do... mutual dissatisfaction is probably not the best foundation for a relationship.
Babe when I told you that you needed to grow up I didn't mean get drunk and sponsor 8 African kids.
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
Whoever put the life size cut out of Snoop Dog next to me in bed understands me.
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
I'm not winning any crowns in the Miss Emotionally Stable pageant either...
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