It just sucks seeing everyone get flowers but me...
yeah, but they die. it takes a while, but they die. just like all of these kids relationships will. tequila doesnt die. its a live in the moment thing... like a valentines day one night stand. so long run, tequila is the better gift.
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
"Tuesday" and "open-bar" shouldn't be used in the same sentence.
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
Oh god it's open bar.
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
Randomize