What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
my three year anniversary of no dick sucking is coming up. you can throw me a party with a penis cake.
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
Why did 20 jello shots in a row sound like a good idea last night?
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
Eredayimstrugglin ..Can we talk about the fact that I just typed "er" and it autocorrected to that. Fuck my life.
I walked in on him fucking my best friend. I think we've reached the point of following each other on twitter.
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
There are far too many naked dudes in your apartment, and they aren't even watching porn. I mean seriously, they've got the Lion King on.
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
Randomize