My parents took my cat for a ride in the car. Second weekend in a row. They think its fun. Dear God
who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
He suggested abortion before I finished the sentence. That was my plan too, but now I feel like should keep it just to prove how big of a dick he is.
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
couldn't find my pants so i stole a pair of shorts from the passed out kid in the corner.
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
Being sober is boring. Tomorrow I'm def bringing wine and my vibrator to work. Might even booty call that hot guy on floor 5. Making the last week at this job legendary.
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
When have you ever know me to go too far?
Besides the alcoholism, the HR issues, and getting fired from Best Buy for tackling a display?
Yeah. Besides those.
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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