i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
our flight took off 8 am and the bar didn't close til 5, so we decided it was a good idea to just stay out all night. Drunk logic is awesome. We were all scared we wouldn't get let onto the plane
I just bought $54 in Easter crap to try and blend in the pregnancy test... And FYI, it totally worked.
God only knows how I ended up there doing crown royal shots to the titanic and insighting a bar wide shit fest when I asked the dj to play levels
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
I am compiling a playlist that reminds me of all my best sexual encounters. It shall be called THE MUSIC OF MY VAGINA'S PEOPLE
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
do nipples grow back?
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