it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
Never again let me pretend to be australian for free booze.
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
I haven't been "cry when you eat ben and jerrys" high in a while.
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
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