You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
he asked you how you felt and you yelled "I FEEL SO PROACTIVE!" and started coloring with sharpies
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
What can I say, I'm a giver.
Smoking up the homeless at 3am does not make you a humanitarian.
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
I text him "Dude. Tryna get fucked here. I only have half the parts. I need your help" I'm sure my mom would be super proud of the woman I have become.
definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
That chick keeps sending eggplant emojis
Welcome to dating in the digital age. Better catch up now that you’re divorced
and eggplant is code for penis. It means she’s DTF. Go get her tiger!!!
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