My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
My balls are so social today.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
So i guess my mom went into the kitchen and asked me why i was making mac and cheese at 4 in the morning and apparently i yelled at her to "get the fuck back bitch you don't know my life"
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
I was taking a bath and he burst in, sat down and started taking a shit. RIGHT BESIDE ME. My lack of privacy astounds me.
This from the guy I found eating salad out of a pot lid in his boxers on his porch last night.
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
i want to go make food but i'll have to face my mom after telling her that the random i'm sleeping with, whose name i don't know, told me I was "too slutty to be his girlfriend" when i was drunk last night
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
I just swallowed confetti and motor-boated some guys beard...#happy2015
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