why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
We just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwhich....
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
I just puked in the mop bucket at work. I think I need to go home.
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
I woke him up this morning and said I have a meeting w my advisor in an hour you need to wake up, cum on my face, and take me to my car.
apparently putting your t-shirt on your head with a bottle of captain and telling girls your the pirate king of tallahassee doesn't work
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
Fingerblasting some girl on the deck tryna get her to fuck on a lifeboat
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
You said you were going to start drinking less. Drinking 25 small airplane bottle shots do not count.
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
Randomize
