btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
There is nothing scarier than watching yourself breathe in the mirror while on shrooms.
I think my sister is getting tired of me breaking into her house so I can sleep with random girls when shes not there
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
I had to show the prof your text saying that I could pick up your midterm for you. I covered the part of the screen saying you weren't there because you were about to have morning choke sex.
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
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