how soon is too soon after the break-up to ask for my condoms back?
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
I ran into the bouncer who kicked me out of that beach bar a few months ago. I told him I'd only been thrown out of two other places since then. He was proud.
You coulda licked the floor this morning and got drunk.
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
Word to the wise, never look up your hot young doctors on Facebook before you're discharged. You will find things and no longer be able to take them seriously.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
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