Its about making memories worth repressing
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
Hey man, I found your crocs and your visor in the road. Got em for you.
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
well apparently i sat in the bathroom staring in the toliet at my vomit. it was blue. how was your night?
Do not tell me I cant do drunk math ever again, AND I made a creative way of telling him I want him to fuck me.
Okay, but that still doesn't explain all the glitter in my puke.
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
Not sure she's stomping around my apartment muttering incoherently about wanting to speak to the colonel
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
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