I'm just that much of a man that I can watch Ellen and Oprah back to back and still like girls.
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
We left the bar, went to a sex shop, bought penis shotglasses, went back to the bar and insisted that the bartender used them.
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
DO NOT SLAP ANYONE WITH ANY VEGAN MEAT PATTIES
Whatever, you're gonna have to break it to mom that the reason I was so drunk at Christmas dinner is because she wouldn't stop asking me why I don't have a boyfriend
After we finished having sex, he drunkenly tried to hugh five me, farted, then accused me of stealing his socks.
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
Im pretty sure I didnt bang him becasue I woke up at 6am to him jerking off with a fleshlight right next to me in bed ... He made himself cum and was moaning my name ... MOST AKWARD EXPIERENCE OF MY LIFE
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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