I think my fart just growled at me.
I just realized that this morning is the first morning i've put on underwear in a week.
I love summer.
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
I lost a fight last night. By that I mean I head butt the bar and busted my lip open.
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
Randomize
