thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
Did you really lure me out of the bar with a blond holding a dunkin donuts bag? Well played sir, well played.
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
You are not going to get a pat on the back from me for not fucking that 40 year old again.
we're drinking bellinis i mean god's titty nectar
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
Idk if I want to put a bra on
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