brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
I hope my sperm were as drunk as I was.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
Mom just Facebook checked into an Applebees at 2am. Caption: ''WITH THE BESTIEZ.''
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
you want a dog just so you can strap a barrel of hot chocolate around its neck?
Sorry for trying to baptize you last night
You knew the entire thing in Latin I was so impressed
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
I told you I couldn't sleep because of the speed and you rolled over and replied "shh. just pretend."
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
That's nice of you to be concerned, but I'm pretty confident I'll marry someone 30 years older than me, ride out being the trophy wife for 10 or 15 years, then live large!
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