Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
Ate lunch. Still drunk. Keep forgetting I'm in Texas but then I look around at the people and remember.
i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
My ninety day supply of adderal just came in the mail and I literally just dumped all 180 pills into my hands and laughed like a maniac. Shits about to get cray
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
You wrapped yourself in tin-foil and told us you were Iron Man. I have pictures.
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